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Today’s clip is from Naughty America, under their Dirty Latina Maids flag. Why does it have to be “Dirty Latina maids?” Doesn’t that border a bit on the racist side? Couldn’t it just be “Dirty Maids?” I mean, ladies of all nationalities do maid-type work. It’s not really an issue, I just don’t want racism turning my pornography into something dirty. In any case, the idea here is that some guy calls up a maid service, and they send over a maid. Today‘s maid is named Soma.

This story starts with our unnamed cameraman greeting Soma at the door. Immediately, she wants to know why he’s filming her with his video camera. To be totally honest, the song and dance the dude performs is better than the sex. If I were Soma, and I walked into that situation, I would leave. But that’s just me, and I suppose this is supposed to be some sort of fantasy. Soma, on the other hand, likes to live dangerously. It’s not long before she accepts the cameraman’s story. What is that story? Photography is his hobby. It seems that, in the interest of keeping things going, she decides not to make it an issue. Still, wouldn’t it just be easier to shoot the scene as a short film and not even worry about explaining the camera?

It doesn’t really get any better from there. This dude makes some of the worst small talk ever, and I should know. When I’m not saving you from watching this stuff, I work in customer service. For example, he thinks Spanish is the most exotic language ever. He’s all, How do you say this, or, How do you say that in espanol? Clearly, he needs to get out of the house more, because it took him 10 minutes and one hundred dollars to get Soma naked. The guy can’t flirt for shit. Look, it took another hundred bucks just to get her to perform fellatio, during which we discover that Soma has a boyfriend. Naughty America, indeed! To her credit, Soma does promise to pick up the cameraman’s pants after she tosses them aside. That’s a dedicated professional, my friends.

In the end, it took yet another two Ben Franklins for these crazy kids to finally bump uglies. But, good for Soma, you know? The cameraman originally offered only a single hundred to get her to go all the way. She held out for two, which proves that you really can negotiate anything. Soma’s infidelity did bother me, though, as did, once again, the obviousness of the camera. When this grease film started, it appeared it was going to be shot P.O.V. But, as things got hot and heavy, the camera seemed to be in the hands of some unseen, unknown new person. Or, maybe it’s the latest in cutting edge technology developed by James Cameron.

Overall, the action was about what you would expect. Only with more Spanish than I’m used to. On a definite upside, Soma now has a weekly job.

I wonder how her boyfriend is going to feel about that.